August 28 2014

styledotcom When did we become so obsessed with butts, though?

Subscribe to Style Magazine

Eva Longoria Parker Cracks The Whip


I wouldn’t say I dislike Eva Longoria Parker; there’s just something about her that doesn’t sit right with me. I’m sure she’s a very nice person (insert additional false flattery here)—but I find her frequent editorials, in which she is predictably styled with a perky, almost too-perfect aesthetic, irksome. It’s similar to how I feel about her show Desperate Housewives, which comes across equally…off-putting, to euphemize a bit. Her recent cover shoot for the fall issue of Citizen K, however, in which she is nearly unrecognizable in a cropped black bob, big black cat-eyes, a dark lip, and black nail polish, completely redeems her in my book. There’s something about Longoria Parker the dominatrix-vamp that blows Longoria Parker the petite glamour queen out of the water and shows a certain depth that makes her instantly likable. But maybe that’s just me.

Photo: Ruven Afanador for Citizen K, Autumn 2009



  1. justinshysteria says:

    You can take the girl out of Wisteria Lane but you can’t take the Wisteria out of the girl I find this look over done to the point that i would assume this was the Halloween episode and Gabby’s trip to the MAC counter for her POSH spice makeup did not go well. . . but i commend the effort.

Behind The Tear Sheet