Free Lindsay—And Get Her To A Nail Salon, Stat!
While Vena Cava was making nail news today on the East Coast, Lindsay Lohan was busy keeping polish fiends on the edge of their seats in L.A. What inquiring minds wanted to know: What would the embattled star say with her courtroom manicure this time around? The answer, dear readers, appears to be, “I’m negligent,” as Lohan sported chipped red and pink camo overlays. While certainly more appropriate than the expletives she etched onto her middle finger when she was facing a judge this past summer for violating her probation, what the ragged look definitely doesn’t say is, “I’m innocent.” Why not go with a nice set of French tips or fingers painted a lovely shade of ballet slipper pink? All we’re saying is, a more conservative mani couldn’t hurt her case, right?