We get it. Partying in Miami while the rest of us suffer through a brutal cold snap must be pretty stressful. Hotel Victor in South Beach understands, too. So before your big night out, direct your driver to the Art Deco district and book an Evian Bath. For a mere $5,000, you can relax in over 1,000 liters of bottled French spring water festooned with daisies while enjoying a smoked salmon lollipop. If you’d rather do all this in the privacy of the hotel’s penthouse suite, another $1,000 will do the trick. Why risk mixing with the hoi polloi? For more information, see www.hotelvictorsouthbeach.com.