if a celebrity falls in the forest…
May 19, 2008 4:52 pm
What’s the fun of a semi-celebrity wedding if there aren’t any photos? Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz may be in conjugal bliss right now, but without the paparazzi there, it’s like it never happened (didn’t Susan Sontag write an essay on this very topic?). Same goes for sports. With Andy Roddick’s bum shoulder keeping him out of the French Open, we’re suddenly getting a very démodé vibe from tennis. And gentlemen, if you’re trying to make us regain interest in sporting events, thongs are not the answer. As for another no-show, ScarJo was très absent at Cannes this weekend. Looks like we’ll have to learn how to do without.
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