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for richer, for poorer, in debt support, and out of it

June 10, 2008  10:53 am

Mary-Kate and Ashley turn 22 on Friday, and their BFF, PETA, has come up with a really thoughtful and creative way to celebrate the twins’ big day. If you’re in the market for a tasteful gift that won’t irk animal lovers, err on the side of caution and skip Chanel’s tricked-out, super-fly (sorry, couldn’t resist) fishing rod and go for a platinum and diamond handbag instead, assuming you can find the undisclosed retail location. What’s that, savvy shopper? You’ve scored the bag? Excellent. Next stop: debt support, where, we imagine, like-minded spenders share sample-sale trade secrets. You can always turn to your spouse for support, who you’re either cheating on in a good way or bedding every night, all in the name of a better marriage. Hey, as long as you don’t forget each other’s birthdays, you’re on the right track.

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