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June 16, 2008 10:09 am
Disclaimer: The following post does not represent an endorsement. We here at Style.com merely consider it our solemn duty to inform the public that Rodial has a new product called Boob Job, which the company contends will boost bust size sans surgery. Myrrh resin is purported to enhance fat storage in the breast area, microfibers and wheat protein are promoted as having instant toning and firming properties, and whatever “pomegranate ellagic tannin cell protection” is, Boob Job has that, too. We may not be able to sort through the beautyspeak, but we do know that beach season looms ever sooner, and that new bikini isn’t going to fill itself out. No product testing has been conducted by Style.com. But if anyone reading this takes a stab at a Boob Job massage and sees a difference, we are more than happy to gather those results. Clarification: We are awaiting word on whether or not this product works with bated breasts. Ahem. With bated breath.
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