once a top gun, not always a top gun
Tom Cruise has aged out of the beefcake bracket. Look on the bright side, Maverick, your sex appeal outlived Val Kilmer’s by a good decade.
Paris Hilton is being sued for not doing enough publicity. On a related note, they are ice skating in hell.
John Mayer reportedly dumped Jennifer Aniston after she pressured him to make a “timetable” for their future together. Someone send this woman a copy of “The Rules.”