Borrell to Dior: Non, Merci

Razorlight rocker Johnny Borrell is apparently too good for Dior Homme, even though he wears blousons and earrings around the house. Maybe he’s waiting for a pirate campaign.

In anticipation of Thursday’s Comme de Garçons collection launch at H&M, brush up on the Swedish retailer’s collab history, from Karl to Madge. And in further anticipation of Thursday’s sale, get in line now and practice your hair-pulling.

Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana wants the Obama girls on her TV show. A bit of advice, Sasha and Malia: Just say no to any Vanity Fair spreads.