Meet Desiree Rogers, Social Czarina

Washingtoniennes, take note: The White House’s new social secretary has a Harvard MBA, wears Valentino, and is in total control of your recreational destiny.

President Bush should be happy the shoes lobbed at him by an Iraqi journalist were flats. Louboutins would have definitely left a mark.

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy would prefer if you didn’t sling her over your shoulder. She doesn’t have any clothes on, and it’s uncomfortable.

Naomi and Liev go for seconds on babies. The unmarrieds welcomed another boy this weekend and, as of yet, have not named him after a borough.