Stealing Harry Winston
Last night jewel thieves took off with somewhere between $60 and $80 million in knuckle-dusters, baubles, precious gems, and other diamond-heavy finery in a spectacular raid on Harry Winston in Paris. We’re sure Mr. Winston would disagree, but there’s something so romantic about a heist, don’t you think?
Well, looks like we were wrong all along about A-Rod and Madonna. According to the Yankee, they’re just friends! Totally our bad. Won’t happen again.