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Breaking news: Lou Doillon has just accepted an ambassadorship. The country? Bargain-istan. It’s a French territory for those of you not up on your make-believe geography.
Former Target-eer Isaac Mizrahi unveils his first collection for Liz Claiborne. It looks pretty happy; he calls it more “grown-up.” Just don’t use that word around him.
Meanwhile, Mizrahi’s former employers name their next Go International Designer: surfer-dude-who-happens- to-make-a-fantastic-dress Tracy Feith. You can hang ten on May 17.
Brad Pitt, always the gentleman, clears up any confusion on the timing of his relationship with Angie. It began while he and Jen were getting a divorce, not before. There’s really no way she could have been upset about it, OK?