Brad and Angie are designing jewel-encrusted snakes for Asprey. Re: choice of symbol: Jen is so not surprised. [WWD]
Intrigued by the Hollywood Hills Burglars, a.k.a. the Burglar Bunch, a.k.a. the Bling Ring? The L.A. teens accused of robbing starlets from Paris Hilton to Rachel Bilson are facing trial. Paramount is optioning screenplays now. [NYT]
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Karlie Kloss is Dior’s new face, a tidbit John Galliano offered up when he was late for his own party in Paris on Monday night. We guess casting the Spring campaign is as good an excuse as any. [WWD]At Ann Taylor, Cintra Wilson finds Lanvin’s first cousin, Balenciaga’s love child, and a Louis Vuitton castoff. [...]

It’s been a slow month party-wise in New York City. Maybe that’s why a few members of the social set pulled out floor-grazing frocks for the Cinema Society’s Inglourious Basterds screening and Standard Hotel after-party last night (click here for a slideshow). We say it’s never a good idea to outshine the guests of honor, [...]

Diane Kruger has been working the red carpet for a solid three months in support of Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds. Angelina Jolie, whose husband, Brad Pitt, plays the lead, shows up for only the big-ticket events—Cannes in May and L.A. yesterday at the film’s West Coast premiere. Their choices last night were another interesting study [...]

Tilda Swinton + Ryan McGinley + Pringle of Scotland = Most unexpected campaign collaboration ever. Since McGinley basically only shoots models without their tops on, the chance of Swinton showing some skin, while unlikely, is not improbable. [Vogue U.K.]France’s trouble with jewelry heists shows no signs of abating. Yesterday, three men in Hawaiian shirts hit [...]

Attention Upper West Siders, Angie and Brad could be your new neighbors. The couple and their brood are reportedly co-op shopping, and while we’ve always pegged AJ as more of a Lower East Side kind of gal (more tattoo parlors), we guess this move befits Hollywood royalty. [NY Daily News]
Is Kate Moss Sir Philip [...]

Nina Ricci for $50? It’s true. Get thee to Paris.
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The other Ricci—Christina—is reportedly un-engaged from her super-tall comedian boyfriend, Owen Benjamin. [People]
Oprah relinquishes her Most Powerful Celebrity in the World crown to this year’s Forbes list topper, Angelina Jolie. Apparently Kung Fu Panda was better than we thought. [OMG Yahoo]
Kate Moss is decidedly not [...]

Rumors of a Brangelina feud were doused last night when the couple got all lovey-dovey at the Inglourious Basterds after-party in Cannes. They were also spotted totally making out the night before, so all you haters can quit it.
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Style.com’s Sarah Mower has been named the British Fashion Council’s first Ambassador for Emerging [...]

Dsquared²’s Dan and Dean Caten are launching a sunglasses collection at their new Boulevard la Croisette shop in Cannes today. And if there’s a better place to do so, we can’t think of it. Does anyone need a glam pair of shades more than, say, Angelina Jolie, who’s scheduled to face down hundreds of cameras [...]

Sloan Barnett’s interest in the Lying-In Hospital at New York Presbyterian is truly personal—she gave birth to two of her children there. But the intimate story she had to share with the guests at a benefit luncheon hosted by Akris and Bergdorf Goodman today (which raised $450,000 for the institution) had to do with a [...]