Further proof that Washington now rivals Hollywood in star wattage (first confirmation being the exhaustive dairy of Michelle’s outfits on HuffPo): Brad Pitt descends on the District to meet with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today to talk housing and hurricanes. Maybe this will be the meeting he shaves his soul patch for? We can only [...]

Watch your back, Kate Moss. There could be a new Top Shop designer in town, and it’s…Christina Aguilera? Thankfully, she’s outgrown her leather chaps phase.
The New York Times suggests New Year’s resolutions for our favorite celebs. Brad’s millinery stash, Madonna’s biceps, and “the usual yawn-inducing drug or alcohol or sex addictions” take a hit.
If [...]

Donatella Versace can add international do-gooder to her resume. The blonde-and-bronzed designer visited the school she funded in earth-quaked Sanjiang, China, yesterday with local celeb Jet Li. (We’d like to make a joke about leather uniforms, but would be guilt-ridden about mocking charitable works.)
An overzealous bouncer either manhandled or protected a semi-scrubby Brad Pitt at [...]

Martha Stewart’s Bedford farm and East Hampton estate have both been struck by lighting this summer. Maybe she incurred the wrath of God when she lined her rabbit hutch with pages from Exodus.
Brad Pitt reportedly shot Angie and the kiddos for the November issue of W. Unfortunately, there was major drama on the set. Zahara [...]