Paparazzi: Take a lesson from Patrick McMullan (pictured, right), godfather of party photogs: stop taking pictures of Lindsay Lohan passed out in the backseat of a car. [NYT]Suave overload: Guy Ritchie is shooting Jude Law for a Dior Homme fragrance ad. We’re a little concerned so much roguishness in one place may throw the earth [...]

Kanye’s back. The rapper posed for Bathing Ape’s Spring 2010 lookbook, alternating between “befuddled Kanye” and “I’m-trying-to-look-serious-and-dangerous-as-I-wear-a-hoodie-with-cute-faces-on-it Kanye.” Welcome back, Mr. West. [The Cut]
Judienna is not even trying to hide. The paparazzi fodder that is the reunited Sienna Miller and Jude Law got in full-on Caribbean-vacation mode together this weekend—which, as far as tabloids [...]

David Lynch is rumored to be directing the latest installment of Christian Dior’s Lady Dior mini movies, starring Marion Cotillard and, bien sûr, a handbag. Galliano plus Lynch? If a commercial could be nominated for an Oscar, this would be on our list. [WWD]
For old flames, Jude Law and Sienna Miller are spending an awful [...]

Get yourself some Marilyn Minter. Madonna loves her, MAC loves her, and now, of course, she comes on a handbag. [WWD]
Speaking of Madonna, if you didn’t make it into the PSA for Fashion’s Night Out, you could have been in Madge’s new video. If you were in Milan, that is. See all the Material Girl [...]

Daphne Guinness, in collaboration with Comme des Garçons, is bringing her signature scent to Maxfield and Barneys. It’s got a “woodsy and kind of jasmine-y, tuberose-y sort of thing” going on. [WWD]
André Balazs has made certain guests at the Standard hotels will be able to bare all this summer. Quiksilver bikinis and board shorts [...]

Beyoncé and her mom are launching a junior apparel label inspired by the singer’s alter ego, Sasha Fierce. The line will hit stores just in time for back-to-school shopping. Principals, you’ve been warned. [WWD]
Madonna ditches the hard-body look in her new ads for Vuitton and gets the solarization treatment. For photography neophytes, this is [...]

Catty, vampiric, demanding, and demented. These are the women illustrator Daisy de Villeneuve and portraitist Natasha Law (sister of Jude) depict in their first show together, No Love Lost, which opens tomorrow through May 2 with a private view this evening at Eleven in London. A rogues’ gallery of girls to avoid, de Villeneuve and [...]

Marks & Spencer loves spokesmodel Lily Cole nude just as much as they love her clothed. Playboy prefers the former.
Jude Law either spent the weekend palling around with a dancer from The Box or palling around with his kids in London. Details, details.
The genius analysts at People magazine reveal that consumers are influenced [...]