The Kaiser has spoken, and evidenced from yesterday’s Chanel show, the word is clogs. While I myself love them, they can be a bit awkward to actually walk in and somewhat “Hey guys, wait up!” when it comes to cruising quickly on your feet through city streets. But really, what’s going on here? What was [...]

I used to live below a woman who wore clogs. I know she wore clogs, because she would get up really early in the morning and fuss about the apartment, and this is what I would hear: CLOG, CLOG, CLOG. The clog is the most onomatopoeic shoe in existence. Anyway, get used to that sound. [...]