Hopefully none of Ferragamo's 80th anniversary party guests will be flying via Heathrow this weekend. Ziyi Zhang was already on hand for last night's party in Shanghai, but Christina Ricci and other free-ballet-flat lovers weren't expected until today. If flight delays persist, jetsetters can try their luck with an origami plane. Why not get a bodyguard while you're at it? Speaking of appallingly rich types with security detail, Jessica Simpson may be newly newlywed; Britney may portray a has-been Southern belle; and Lindsay's set to play an impressionable teenager with an image problem. Art mirrors life mirrors art! Fiat heir Lapo Elkann can relax: The company overhaul has pulled the Italian automakers out of the red. Maybe Elkann can get himself a new manbag. Orlando Bloom has a new accessory…Jennifer Aniston, which is a pairing only slightly less odd than Beth Ditto and Henry Holland. If that partnership doesn't work out, Holland can always flip through the new 300-page ode to Kate Moss now available in France. The major muse had nothing to do with the biography, but author Françoise-Marie Santucci managed to dig up plenty of material just the same.