In an attempt to lure more female members, the Marines are showing a softer side in a new ad campaign. Although the ads appear in Self magazine, joining the Marines should be not be confused with a pre-bikini season workout regimen. Girl-power advocate Victoria Beckham and BFF Katie Holmes are back together again, putting to rest our fears of a permanent automaton rift. Think they'll be watching Gossip Girl together tonight, when one of the major characters will announce he's gay? Another group of girls you may be forced to familiarize yourself with comes with unlimited breadsticks, and a surfeit of bad taste. Which brings us to in vitro veal, or whatever other kind of faux meat PETA advocates will cook up for a hefty prize. The veggie burger just got really weird.