Sarah Jessica Parker: bargain hunter. The actress has been spotted out on the town in a Bitten dress, available at Steve & Barry's, that retails for $8.95. As the line's designer, Parker, we hope, got a discount. Madge fans paid even less to see the hard body perform last night, in made-to-remove Dolce & Gabbana, but 60 hours is a long time to wait, even for the gyrations of JT. Speaking of gyrations, India's favorite pastime, cricket, just got cheerleaders, a few of whom are on loan from the Washington Redskin's squad. Three cheers for globalization! Italians saw their economy go really global, or their salaries, at least, which were posted online by outgoing government tax officials. Posting earnings publicly might be a way to see who's been profiting from the latest in lawn clean-up: sculpture stealing. Two hundred fifty pounds later, you'd better really love that statue, or at least what it's made of.