Americans aren't the only ones bemoaning the dollar's increasingly feeble attempts at viability in the global market; Europeans want to see the greenback buck up a little, too. Had enough of being a dominant economic superpower, E.U.? Turns out pop's latest dominant economic superpower, Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey (you know she's bigger than Elvis, right?), had been planning their secret wedding for ages—or long enough, at least, for Mariah to get a tattoo reminding her of the nuptials. Celebrity couples with spousal tattoos have great marital track records, so we wish the Cannons all the best. For Romance with a capital R, skip the mind-numbingly overanalyzed "Sex and the City" movie and go steam punk. Added bonus: It turns out wearing a Victorian-inspired gown to your next office party may be a safer bet than showing skin to the CEO.