turn a mundane merlot into a spooky spirit with these clever labels

Monday, October 26, 2009

A punch bowl full of peeled-grape eyeballs in Kool-Aid blood might fit a Halloween theme, but here's a way to lay on a still ghoulish but more appetizing bar selection. Affix these witty labels to your favorite bottles of wine or liquor and let partygoers help themselves to some Rat Poison on the rocks or a nice glass of Transylvanian Red Blood. Recession bonus: When the vino is in costume as "Dr. Rotgut's Embalming Juice," even a modestly priced number will have your guests exclaiming, "That's really not too bad."